This is an extremely serious open question to ZUN of the utmost importance. If you’re reading this, I want an answer!

For what possible reason does Reimu not only still look like a motherfucking zombie in Subterranean Animism, but also looks about 25 pounds, or 13~ kilograms for my numerous non-American Commie readers, heavier? Has she been going out for burgers with Marisa on a regular basis, or is there some darker, more sinister secret? I believe my main man ZUN has some explaining to do.

In addition, I’m sorry to say this Aya, but our relationship isn’t working right now. You need to get better at your spiritual channeling to Reimu or it’s over.