Super Underground Youkai Party « Super Youkai Warhead

We got some underground youkai up in dis bitch in dat new Touhou shootin game demo shit. Yea dog.

We got dat resident armpit shrine ho, Reimu. She obvious be on dat rainbow shit dis time jus like last time. She got dis thinkin wit portals slut, Yukari. Now she not be a ho, she be a gangsta pimp. Dis pimp be send Reimu down under dat crazy ass shrine, that be what I think. So yea dog. She also be got choice of dat drunk ho Suika or dat true ho Aya. Aww shit dog.

Dat other thief ho Maria be in on this dis bitch. I not no why dog. She be in dat 1920s lookin clothin bullshit. She just be a pimpslappin dat Reimu bitch hardcore yo. She got her main ho Alice. Alice be do anything for her mistress Marisa with deeze crazy doll things and shit. It be righteous yo. Marisa got dat dangerous magic bitch Patchouli and some weird ass robot chick Nitori or whateva the fuck. Fo real.

Dis Subterraterrordactyl Anime game be fuckin pro like dat Moaning Fate shit. I not really like deeze new hos like dat horn bitch or da ponytail ho, but dat new music be tight with da guitars and shit. Dere be dat bucket lil girl bitch. What in dat fuck dat ZUN ho be thinkin? Fo sheezy dog.

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May 25, 2008 at 7:58 pm

Sub

Yo, ever since this Toko game, like, whenever I walk past an elementary school or some shit, I have to cross the street cause I fuckin’ feel like the time I saw Jaws III. ‘Cause think about it. Little bitches, it’s like, you can’t bust back at them. They got some Puerto Rican Judo shit cuz judono if lil’ girl gotta knife, judono if lil’ girl got a gun, judono if lil’ girl got some laser beam shit like fuckin’ NASA. And what can a bro do against that shit? Not fuckin’ much cause I’m too way too big to get away from them little marble bullets. Shit is murder.

With me it’s like, you know, people always fuckin’ know I’m serious. But what if it’s just a lil’ bitch where you can’t even see her hat if you don’t look down? Bitch could zap your balls off before you even know she’s around. That’s why they fuckin’ call her Mary Killa Sammy. You fuckin’ earn a name like that.

May 25, 2008 at 8:16 pm

roast-beefy-weefs

Aw hell naw, dawg. One of yo’ possibly related posts up in hur iz to a true gangsta goin on bout soulja boy. WordPress be hatin, linkin posts jus cuz we talk da same. That aint right.

I gotta ax you tho, where dis demo is? I gotta bus a cap in some fuckin lolis if u know wat I’m sayin.

May 25, 2008 at 9:49 pm

Link

Dis shit be off da hook dog. I not even no whar dat be dog. Dat gangsta sold mah dis Touhou shit real cheap ya no. He be say it good shit. It really be prime shit tho it be tough to find.

May 25, 2008 at 10:53 pm

bluemist

Touhou? Dun play dat shit. But dem music be awesom’ shit dawg! Lyk all dem girl bitch Marisa hoes stealin’ precious things from Alice, man that’s fuckin’ deal. Yah moar good stuff and shit comin’ from the Reitaisai.

May 26, 2008 at 2:15 am

Man, fuck dat Marisa ho. You gotta get yoself summa Nitori’s cucumber drank. Shit.

May 26, 2008 at 2:23 am

TheBigN