What in the flying fucking is this so-called “Author” moron of the blog “ani-nouto” on? Which high horse did he fall off of today? In one of his latest lazy as fuck posts, he nonchalantly insults Luc Besson’s 1994 ingenious action piece Léon (otherwise known as Leon: The Professional or The Professional), when likened to the currently airing Kure-nai by another blogger. Amusingly, I made this same metaphor, in a more indirect fashion, almost a month ago.
Why would anyone, no matter who they fucking are, dislike Léon? That’s like saying Casablanca is shallow trash. I’d appreciate some half rational credit where credit is due, but no, this “Author” dumbass criticizes the film for who knows what the fuck reason. He doesn’t even claim or defend why the movie is worth “quitting halfway”! I’ve seen better blogging from autistic middle schoolers.
Even worse is how this man-child doesn’t allow comments or trackbacks on his blog. Almost as if he knows he’s a self-righteous imbecile prick deep down inside. Who in their right mind does that? Isn’t the point of our, pardon the cliched buzzword, blogosphere to share and discuss ideas and opinions? The method this ani-nouto armchair critic employs is completely and utterly counterintuitive to this goal.
I’d poke fun at why he dislikes Macross Plus, but that’s like kicking a man after I’ve hit him over the head with a 2×4.
So, Mr. Author of ani-nouto, can you tell me why you hate Léon so much as to not defend your own opinion? For fucks sake.

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May 12, 2008 at 9:03 am
wildarmsheero
Shame this isn’t on AnimeNano
May 12, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Owen S
You must- oh wait, you are new. That explains everything. Welcome to the anime blogosphere. Lurk more, etc.
May 12, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Link
Nice job, Owen. I’ve been following anime blogs since long before Anime Nano existed. Thanks for the concern, though!
May 12, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Owen S
And look where that got you. Following anime blogs != knowing the anime blogosphere. But congratulations! Never thought the day would come where I’d see a challenger to Koji Oe’s throne. Carry on.
May 12, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Link
Oh noes. I’m not a petty faux elitist like you are and I’m not versed in #animeblogger-isms. Woe is me.
By the way, the gig’s up. I know you’re pathetically trolling me. I expected better from an entire channel funneling their hate through one of their users. Hilarious.
May 12, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Owen S
Actually, getting Drm to send you the logs was part of my plan, so you got trolled twice. Sorry that your baptism of fire burnt you. Also, if you think I’m “channeling #ab hate” then you really are new. So yeah, stick around.
May 12, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Link
I don’t believe you’re intelligent enough to concoct such a laughably simple plan on your own, based on your tired showing here. Why would anyone give you such credit? Besides, who is the one that’s getting the attention of an entire IRC channel here? Maybe it’s all part of my epic plan to demoralize the entire anime blogosphere. I am Batman.
Sorry kid, you’re not the hot shit you think you are. Fuck, you’re not even Helldump material, let alone a grade-school level troll. This is classic, man. Pure comedy.
If I were female, you’d tell me that even female anime bloggers have to be open-minded, correct? Too bad you don’t have that card to play.
P.S. I could write a better script than Key in my sleep. Jun Maeda is a talentless hack and Clannad is galge for dummies.
May 12, 2008 at 9:06 pm
wildarmsheero
wwwww
May 12, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Link
ww indeed
May 12, 2008 at 10:12 pm
wildarmsheero
also Owen you’re a great guy and all but maybe you should watch more animays before being pretentious about them
May 12, 2008 at 11:41 pm
drmchsr0
wwwwwwwwww
I deny everything.
I deny everything.
May 13, 2008 at 1:04 am
roast-beefy-weefs
Anyone who utters the phrase “unable to persuade me to…give Kamichu another chance” makes me sad.
May 13, 2008 at 5:32 pm
TheBigN
Owen is more of an #ab antagonist than anything there, so you’re misguided with that.
But this post is lol. I still wonder why people rag so much on Author while other blogs have their comments turned off. But when you post as a response to his posts, that means he wins. And I think that’s a good thing for the animeblogosphere.
May 14, 2008 at 7:40 pm
TheAntiPiro
I HAVE A PLAN
I WILL SEND YOU A LOG
THEN A BEAVER WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT THAT LOG
YOU WILL CRY
VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!!1one
Jesus fuck Link, you get the shittiest fucking kids pretending to be e-thug material ever.
May 14, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Link
inorite. I wish they were slightly less incompetent, but then this wouldn’t be as morbidly amusing.
May 14, 2008 at 7:47 pm
TheAntiPiro
Can I hurt you for liking Code Geass at least?
May 14, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Link
I don’t like Code Geass as much as I laugh it at and enjoy the ride, while getting my slutty shoulders fix in animation form.
There’s far worse you can make fun of me (or others that think Geass is serious business) for.
May 14, 2008 at 10:56 pm
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May 15, 2008 at 12:01 am
Os
Ha ha ha, it took me a while before I remembered that I met you at Otakon. I dont understand why these people dont understand that you’re really just a nice nice guy…. please dont hurt me. LOLOLOLOLOL. I take no sides. See you again this summer?
May 15, 2008 at 12:50 am
Link
Yup, the allure of a blog was too great. It finally overwhelmed me after so many years.
Of course I’ll be in Baltimore. Are you taking part in omo’s happy fun blogging panel? I hear we’re in for some surprises.
By the way, how’s your rejuvenated blog going? I hear it’s quite the draw.
May 15, 2008 at 1:00 am
Os
Oh, Omo’s having a panel? I tried looking for him last year to no avail. Seeing as I’m just getting back to the scene I have no idea what you’re talking about but I’d probably crash that and see what’s up.
Well, you know me, I have to make everything flashy. I”ll probably go strong again for a while and then just burn out, like usual… but you know, I can always hope.
May 15, 2008 at 4:22 pm
CJ
Oh, quit whining.
And Code Geass is awesome, but you’re too dumb to realize it.
May 15, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Link
I’m too dumb to realize that your precious pizza hour is awesome? Aww, how cute. What’s next? You’re going to say that I don’t understand it?
You missed my point completely. I like Code Geass, yet it isn’t this mind-blowing serious business that every anime blogger makes it out to be.
May 15, 2008 at 6:35 pm
roast-beefy-weefs
God. It’s not even good enough to like a show, now you get criticized if you don’t like it for the same reasons. :/ Too many people enjoy Code Geass for what it’s meant to be, and not for what it really is.
Btw, I look forward to the future of this blog :3
May 23, 2008 at 4:59 pm
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August 25, 2008 at 1:24 pm
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Only thing worse than a faggot is an in-the-closet homosexual which you are you fucking loser piece of shit.