You should be ashamed, Japan. Sure, I’ve hated your banal, outright insulting fanservice harem genre since I’ve been into anime, yet Kanokon is somehow more disgustingly insulting than almost anything that’s come before it. Yes, I know that sex sells. I know that shiny massive breasted characters and fox spirit lolitas make thousands. That doesn’t mean that it has to exist for viewers to be shot in the face with this fugly fanservice and lonely otaku to fap to it.
Not only was I incredibly bored two minutes into the one episode (and why did I watch this one episode of Kanokon? I have no idea.) that I wanted to torture myself by watching last week, I felt like putting my cock into a wood chipper would be more enjoyable. Shows like Gravitation or fucking Boku no Pico are better than Kanokon.
If I see anything worse than Kanokon next anime season, I’m going to bomb fucking Japan. All of it.
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April 13, 2008 at 4:37 pm
wildarmsheero
Don’t hate, appreciate.
I myself like shiny massive breasted characters （’・ω・‘）
April 13, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Link
It’s hard to appreciate a show that slaps me in a face with its five hundred foot wide vagina.
April 13, 2008 at 11:57 pm
roast-beefy-weefs
But I love Kanokon ;_;
April 14, 2008 at 1:01 am
Josh
Heh, I was very tempted, after reading THAT’s review of the 2nd episode, to write a post about how shows like this make me almost want to quit watching anime, if I didn’t already know there was better stuff out there (though this season it seems rather hard to find) and how it’s shows like this that make anime fans keep their fandom in the closet, but decided not to. (PS, that post was to be very similarly titled “I am truly horrified by Kanokon”)
Luckily it seems that you’ve largely summed up what I was basically thinking when I wrote up my draft post. And I’m one of those so-called “healthy mid-20s old males” who are supposed to lap this crap up.
The thing that I haven’t been able to get is how wild the entire anime blogging community seems to be about this show. I don’t know if those who don’t like it are largely politely sitting there quietly (like I basically decided to) or if most people truly actually like it. If it’s the latter, I truly feel sorry for anime fandom…
April 14, 2008 at 7:46 am
TheBigN
When I watched the first episode, I didn’t see it as mind-numbingly awful, though that was probably because I heard Ayako Kawasumi, Mamiko Noto and Chiwa Saito.
That being said, there’s much better mindless fanservice shows out there (that I’m not watching), and I don’t think I’ll be watching more Kanokon anytime soon.
April 14, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Link
I think it’s more the former. The anime blogosphere doesn’t care to badmouth Kanokon because it’s that younger cousin that most people wish didn’t exist. That’s why it seems that “everyone” loves this putrid trash.